And I'd danced like the queen of the eyesores.

Laugh hard.

2005-06-09T21:01:58Z

I can't remember a lot of INSIDE JOKES.

Hanh: VDT! Vereneal Disease Time!

Angie: Women ...Fornicate Dogs!!!!

Andrew: Yeah, I'd come over. Too bad your mom will SPIT FIRE at me.

Mr. McEwan: Don't wear thongs on your feet. It would look silly.

Hanh: It looks like poop.
Andrew: I can't believe this is so fasicinating. I guess, it's like Angel's poop. It would be white and pretty and amazing.

Angie: I'm always wet.

Andrew: Look. I have a new calculator. It was here. Now it is mine!!

Andrew: Your mom's a woman!
Angie: Well, I would hope so.

Andrew: [draws waves but this HUGE one in the middle] How would light reflect, dammit?!

Hanh: [hums Theme From Jaws] Duuuuun dun... Duuuun DUN!... Dun DUN dun DUN duuuuuuunnnn!!! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Andrew: Um. Like, gnomonomonomonomon...

Andrew: It's!!! Jfjoaisfaskfhsafn!
Hanh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Hanh: You look like an Ian.
Andrew: I do not!
Diana: He's more of a Ethan. I think of mysterious men when I think of Ethan.
Andrew: I think of the Winner of Survivor: Africa, who had dark dreadlocks and was given a holy edit and never recieved a vote. Yep.
Hanh: Edit? What?
Diana and Angie: ????

Andrew: How would a Sedimentary Rock become Igneous?
Diana: HEAT AND PRESSURE!
Andrew: No. How would Metamorphic become Sedimentary?
Diana: HEAT AND PRESSURE!
Andrew: No. NO!!

DeathCabFC144 (4:51:52 PM): nm we cant hang tommorow unless u want 2 be bad ass 2mmorow
DeathCabFC144 (4:52:07 PM): which i can def. do
ElektricSixPants (4:52:09 PM): How can I be a bad ass?
DeathCabFC144 (4:52:15 PM): but im not sure if u want 2
ElektricSixPants (4:52:21 PM): of course I want to.
ElektricSixPants (4:52:22 PM): How?!
DeathCabFC144 (4:52:24 PM): ok
ElektricSixPants (4:52:32 PM): Can I repel from the ceiling at any time?!

With Help From Andrew.

Lovez,
Diana Banana.

Melted cheeeeeese.

2005-06-02T21:59:58Z

INSIDE JOKES LIKE WOAAAHH!!

Mrs. Bilotta: What's NaCl?
Hanh: ...SALT!

Andrew: BORIS!
Me: Reminds me of porus.

Me: [repeatedly] DAMMIT KYLE!

Kathy: That bow makes me happy!

Dylan: I have ...Devin! And this leaf. [tries to pull off a leaf but brings a whole branch] Oh.

Xwalk xXx awayx (7:09:00 PM): rough, like how rough..like carpet rough or pop quizz after u slept the whole semester tough?
Xwalk xXx awayx (7:09:03 PM): rough*
ElektricSixPants (7:09:10 PM): The latter.
Xwalk xXx awayx (7:09:36 PM): what latter? when did i say something about a latter?
ElektricSixPants (7:09:56 PM): ..
ElektricSixPants (7:09:59 PM): Latter = the last one.
ElektricSixPants (7:10:05 PM): ladder = thing you climb.
ElektricSixPants (7:10:07 PM): lol!
Xwalk xXx awayx (7:10:07 PM): lol OOOO!
Xwalk xXx awayx (7:10:18 PM): lmao..i didnt even do that on purpose

ElektricSixPants (7:13:45 PM): There are too many words my the sentence, "I don't want a toaster".
LiGhTnInG42290 (7:14:29 PM): ?
LiGhTnInG42290 (7:14:34 PM): i want a toaster
LiGhTnInG42290 (7:16:41 PM): wut wuld it be..."me no likey toaster"
LiGhTnInG42290 (7:16:54 PM): "i no want toaster"
LiGhTnInG42290 (7:16:58 PM): "toaster bad"

WashYoHandsFoo (4:43:20 PM): i break the DDR law though
ElektricSixPants (4:43:25 PM): lol I KNOW!!!!
WashYoHandsFoo (4:43:32 PM): most of the time, if your good u are REALLY FREAKIN SKINNY
WashYoHandsFoo (4:43:39 PM): thats like, the rule
ElektricSixPants (4:43:47 PM): And yet. here comes Eric.
WashYoHandsFoo (4:43:50 PM): lol
ElektricSixPants (4:44:00 PM): shitfacing everyone one!!!!!!!
WashYoHandsFoo (4:44:06 PM): lol!
WashYoHandsFoo (4:44:13 PM): "shitfacing"
WashYoHandsFoo (4:44:15 PM): i love it

ElektricSixPants (3:06:49 PM): This angers us, eh.
WashYoHandsFoo (3:06:54 PM): And the Six is not pleased
BandFag95 (3:06:57 PM): At all.
ElektricSixPants (3:07:00 PM): We shall smite them.
Rapmaster FroFro (3:07:12 PM): With out angry fists of malice.
hanhsmells (3:07:13 PM): KILL THEM.

ElektricSixPants (3:19:24 PM): So are we going to pull out our nines on them or something?
BandFag95 (3:19:29 PM): YES.
le capn jazz (3:19:31 PM): I don't have a nine.
le capn jazz (3:19:34 PM): I have a sawed-off.
WashYoHandsFoo (3:19:35 PM): lol
hanhsmells (3:19:37 PM): I barely have a three.
ElektricSixPants (3:19:41 PM): [pulls out a number NINE from pocket]
Rapmaster FroFro (3:19:41 PM): lol.
BandFag95 (3:19:41 PM): I'm a boyscout, I can hook you up.
Rapmaster FroFro (3:19:43 PM): I have a 24.
WashYoHandsFoo (3:19:46 PM): i have a 8and uh half
hanhsmells (3:19:49 PM): HAHAHAHA.

I love everyone, btw.

SO MUCH LOVE,
Diana Banana.

I LOVE THE ELEKTRIC SIX.

2005-05-28T10:46:29Z

INSIDE JOKES FROM THE ELEKTRIC SIX NIGHT.

Sean: LEEROOOYY... JJJEEEEEEENNNKKKIIIIIIINNSS!!!!!
Eric: [cannot stop laughing his ass off]

Sean: I have set up a demonstration on Andrew's bed why not to drink. [skeleton on bed holding bottle and pig]

Hanh: [knock at the door] Phone!

Eric: "Oh, the door opened FATLY, it must be Eric!"

Sean: Dude, I wish I could send this. But it's too mean.
Andrew: [walks over, reads it, and send it]
Sean: DUDE MOTHER FUCKER WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!?!

Sam: We had a box of Charleston Jews.
Us: HAHAHAHA YOU SAID JEWS.

Hanh: It's a Hanh sandwich.

Hanh + Sam + Eric + Sean + Andrew + me = the best time I've ever had in a really long time.

And I know there was more, especially when we were eating pizza. So remind me, lovers.

SO MUCH LOVE,
Diana Banana.

Next to me, Fred is fine.

2005-05-27T19:58:20Z

Inside Jokes YO.

Nick: Ha HA! [pulls out spoon lightsaber] Now I have killed you three times! ONCE WITH A SPOON.

Crystalyn: I used to eat matches when I was little.
Me: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
Adam: Where'd you get them, from the Turkish man who lives in the alley?! Hahahaha!!!

Hanh: Gimme a... gimme a... gimme a... POTATO.

Hanh: [throws pen up in air, tries to watch it in the air with her MOUTH, then almost dies]

Hanh: It's a Big Pear! A pig SLASH! bear!!!!

Andrew: One hand! [throws mole to Hanh]
Hanh: [Catches with one hand, throws to Cassidy]
Cassidy: [Catches with two hands]
Andrew: ONE HAND!
Cassidy: OKAY!!! [throws to me]
Me: [catches with two hands]
Andrew: ONE HAND DAMMIT!!!
Me: SHADDUP. [throws to Angie]
Angie: [grabs boob in one hand instead of mole]
All of Us: HAHAHAHAHA.

Andrew: ...Chemical Formula!
Me: THERE IS NO CHEMICAL FORMULA, GOD!

Andrew: POLYATOMIC BOND!
Hanh: What? What the hell is a Polyatomic Bond? I never even remember writing that!

Andrew: Imperialistic!
Hanh: What? There is so no Imperialistic. You mean emprical. Stupid.

Matt: And she was like, "Asl?" Now... I know this means something. But I couldn't remember. So I was like, "Obl!!"

Alissa: HAHAH! HE ZANC!
Paul: ..I don't get it.
Me: I know.

Nick: ...?
Me: What?
Nick: ..Your lips. What?... Tastes like the cinnamon stuff they put in weed. [Gives me look]
Me: Don't even!!!

Me: AH KATHY YOU'RE RUBBING YOUR BROWNESS ON ME.

Andrew: ISIDE JOKES UPDATE!
Andrew: NOW!
Me: Woot. Lemme go get my pants.
Andrew: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Andrew: Oh my gawd.
Andrew: What ar eyou, sitting in your undies on the computer?!
Me: Wouldn't you like to know?

Auto response from MetsMan325: the fridge!! must hurry time is of the essance!!!

And Nick B. kicked the door Kyle and Kathy were sitting in front of to scare the shit outta them. AND IT WORKED.

Marvelous Day Love,
Diana Banana.

No return.

2005-05-26T19:14:18Z

Mavelous Inside Jokes.

Mrs. Bilotta: Well, I could call it a dip stick but...

Hanh: It's like.. cookie fingers!!!

Me: "I am taking a shower in the rain with my clothes on because my dad had to quit his job because his job was trying to molest him and my mom stays home because there are eight of us so we can't afford electricity or water so every time it rains is the only time I get to take a shower!"

Matt: Yeah, these Invisalign braces are killin' me..

Sam: Yeah! And that guy gets the sandwich with the lettece and tomato and meat and ...a bear.

Matt: [ghetto like] Yeah YEAH!

Matt: Yanno, I had my laptop...
Sean: I used to have a cell phone.
Me: SHADDUP.

Matt: Ooh. It's nice and soft. [sits on thing]
Sean: OOH! ME TOO! [sits on thing and is engulfed in water]

Sean: I was gonna take off my shoe but we're not in Indonesia, so...

Hanh: Like... Super Poopy Dumplings Fried!

Angie: You did it wrong, it was with the ..Fried Dumplings and whatnot.

Hanh: [raises hand fast] HUT!

Nick: AH! [stabs me with lightsaber] HA! I KILLED YOU!

Kyleeee!!!: "hey! kathy whats up!...TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!"

Tired Love,
Diana Banana.

Are you lonely yet?

2005-05-21T19:09:42Z

Stupid Inside Jokes.

Meeee: lol. I'll just take it outta my pocket and be like.. "..wassuppp? Have a cookie sandwich."
Sammykins: i'll be like, "yo, that's cool. but ther'es lint on it. Oh well, it's coo', jive turkey."

Alissa: Look. [makes weird nose face]
Me: [cannot stop laughing]

Me: Once I found $20 in a B&N parking lot.
Hanh: Yeah, well.. once I... found $1...
Me: ...Mine is 20x better than yours.

Mrs. Bilotta: Ductility is the ability to, uh--
Hanh and I: Hahahahaha!!!

Hanh: OOH! Lookit!

Sam: You're nailing things? ...Hahahaha..

Lovely Love,
Diana Banana.

Wrap you in cold.

2005-05-19T13:05:48Z

The Inside Jokes I Can Remember:

Alissa: That - was - so - cool!!! [moves hands together slowly]

Mike: Hey, her butt says "Flirt"...

Hanh: Hey, hey! [Clap clap]

Sean: ...Hey... where's Nick?
Me: Home today.
Sean: DAMMIT I WANT PINK REFLECTOR TAPE.

Dan: Hey, you shouldn't be laughing, you're going to see a giant hole in the ground! I can show you one of those, I've got a shovel.

Matt: I'm sorry, I don't read books about FAIRIES...

Matt: NO YOU TOOK OFF HIS HEAD YOU MURDER!
Me: NO I DIDN'T I SWEAR!!
Teacher: What did you do?!
Us: Nothing! [run]

Alissa: Diana, are you going to see Star Wars?!
Me: No!!!... [once teacher turns back] ...yeeaah...

Olivia: Please! If Sean and I had babies, they would be the shit!

Oh So Much Love,
Diana Banana.

AWESHOME!!

2005-05-11T23:55:28Z

Inside Jokes and Stuuuuff!!!!!!

Andrew: [looks at me] ..I worry about Hanh.

Alissa: My mom says I'm not allowed to touch that. ...Or black men.

Andrew: Oh, look, she's STANDing!!!

Me: Aquitard?
Hanh: Hahaha!
Andrew: Retarded water, eh?

Hanh: What page, 287?
Me: ...639.

Ms. Agoston: Who did this rock?
Alissa & Dave: WE DID!!!
Alissa: AHAHA!! What are the chances?!

Me: [pulls Andrew's hood on his head] You look like an eskimo.
Andrew: ...Ho, ho, ho!!! [bounces]
Me: HAHAHAHA!!!!!! ESKIMOS DON'T SAY "HO HO HO"!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Bilotta: We'll try this now.
Hanh: Oh, what, candy?!

Andrew: That would be a sight worth seeing: somebody running naked into the next room with chemicals all on them!

Alissa: And if anybody didn't notice... Tito's not white.

Nick: You wanna know? You REALLY wanna know?
Me: YES I DO PLEASE TELL ME.
Nick: ...I'm sorry, tell you what? [laughs]
Me: GRR!!

Andrew: YES! Mrs. Bore-a-lotta is absent.
Me: Haha. Get it? Puns. Play on words.

So Totally Tired Love,
Diana Banana.

Career awaits me.

2005-05-04T23:55:54Z

The front. Split level house, isn't that cool?

Look!! The front door's turquoise!!!!! How effin' cool is that?

The window my dad used to throw G.I. Joe's with his brother from.

This is in the front of the house before the second level. How empty.

He didn't know I was taking the picture. I think it looks hot. ...It. Not him.

In one of the bathrooms. Joe's face is weird. I like it.

Wallpaper in downstairs bathroom. How 70's.

The basement. My grandpa painted that. I wish we didn't have to sell it. But we did.

I love that house. I wish I could keep it. Buuuuut I can't.

bllllaaaooowww..

2005-05-04T23:47:34Z

Inside Jokes-age.

Me: I got two!
Matt: Can I have one?
Me: You already got one!
Matt: Yeah, but ...I want two!

Ms. Agoston: You could go ..cranberry picking. Which isn't that exciting, I know.
Dave: What if.. the cranberries were on fire?

Hanh: My aunt lives there. Her house was broken into.
Dave: I live there too.
Hanh: I bet you were the one who broke into her house!!!

Dave: [reading] ...which could be harmful to living beings.
Hanh and I: Hahahaha.. (It actually said living things.)

Andrew: Um. Nuclear explosion. ...KA BOOM!

Andrew: And then Grandma died in the swamps. R.I.P.

Dave: Alissa, come here, put your finger in this.

Andrew: What'd I just kick?
Me: A pen. ...Looks like one you have.
Andrew: OMG!! [looks in pocket] THAT WAS MY PEN! It like, jumped outta my pocket!

Alissa: HAHAHA!!! [picks up picture from floor with a lion grinning on it saying "Have a great day" or something stupid like that]

Yeah. I know. Dork alert.

Flamingo Love,
Diana Banana.

p.s. I love Sam.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2005-05-03T19:53:24Z

Inside Jokes From God Knows When:

Ms. Agoston: I dunno where I'm going with this.
Andrew: I do.
Ms. Agoston: You do? Where?
Andrew: Oh.. ...nowhere..

Ms. Agoston: I can't think of the word?
Dan: Ninja?
Ms. Agoston: No... uumm... oh! UM! Mongolian. That's it.
Hanh: Wow.

Hanh: There can't be a goddamn elevator to Hell! It's have to be like... circular. OOH! The Circular Elevator to Hell!!!

Ms. Agoston: Use your hands, not your mouths!
The Class: [slient although we're all thinking the same thing]
Hanh: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanh: Who says these things?! You??

Hanh: Yes, then we hijacked a ferry, and visited my uncle in the trailer park after dashing across a major highway and visited the flamingos in the cemetary.

Andrew: THAT'S RIGHT!

Killers Love,
Diana Banana.

EDIT:

Sean: For the last time: NO, I DID NOT CUT MY HAIR! MIKE!!! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CUT MY HAIR?!?
Mike: Um... I dunno, I don't really ...look at your ..hair..

andrew: "LEMME DETACH MYSELF"
andrew: AND JUMP INTO THE LAKE AT INSANE HEIGHTS!
andrew: NEVERMIND THE FACT I AM INATIMATE!

Matt: OKAY OKAY READY. [lies down on gym floor and throws basket ball in the air. It goes in perfectly] YESSS!!!
Rest of Us: OMG HOLY CRAP YOU ROCK MATT WOOT ETC.

Search words + Andrew, Hanh and I = <33

2005-04-22T23:20:18Z

Insiiiide Jokes.

Dan: ...Ninja?

Caitlin: It's cold outside.
Allie: Your MOM is cold outside.

Sean H.: [spins wheels on the wheely thing] Hehehehe... I am amused by simple things. I am sorry. [puts it down]

Andrew: Look! I drew my mom!

Sean: Yeah, the rhinestones make me more gay than nessecary.

Sam: Try it! It makes your lips, like... poof. Explode.

Hanh: I found sietneves!

Me: OMG I FOUND EARTH ON THIS ONE FIRST BUT CRAP EARTH ISN'T ON THIS ONE HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?
Alissa: It's right there, you idiot!!!
Me: ...Oh.

Me: If you're going to lick the sponge, don't use the tip of your tongue. It tastes so bad.
Andrew: [licks the sponge] Ew, ew, ew!
Me: Yeah, see?!

Andrew: You came in last all three times, Diana, you suck!
Me: No, I came in second once.
Hanh: Out of two!!

Adam: Okay, have fun getting cancer.

Kathy: Yeah, so I called you to say I can't talk on the phone...

Fucked-up Love,
Diana Banana.

ps. My book, HANH!: The Girl Who Took Over the World by RECYCLING! was a hit.

Hanh stands on the WORLD.

Someday I'll wish upon a star.

2005-04-19T01:07:59Z

I have almost $30 to spend on money. Random songs. Good albums. Whatever. On iTunes. Like, $25ish dollars.

I need music suggestions badly.

--me.

I am Les Mis.

2005-04-15T21:31:41Z

FINALLY! Inside Jokes.

Me: Yeah, Sean's slow in more than one way...

Adam: [to my acronym S.N.N.I.P.] "Sucking Naked Nipples In Peace"

Ms. Agoston: Wow, I would LOVE it if I could mentally break down rocks!!

Hanh: Thanks, Diana. I will cherish these three sentences.

Hanh: Yes, Diana, come 'on. I shall adopt them. They are ...goggle orphans.

Ms. Agoston: ..what is called "ice heave action".
Hanh and I: Hehehe... ice heave action...

Hanh: What?!? I don't look at SIGNS!

Dave: Yeah, also like.. meanderthal.
Hanh: Sorry, Dave, but I'm PRETTY sure that Neanderthal.

Hanh: I like to think of it in a ...pediophiatic way. Like. Old on bottom, young on top.

Hanh: See, Diana, that picture is a matter of philosophy. How the potted flower is so disproportional to the elephant. ...Actually it's because I didn't have time to resize the flower before I printed it. Hahaha!

Andrew: And she was all, ...AAAAAARRRHHHHGGGHHH!!!!!!!

Steven: What's that say?
Me: I think it's Latin or something.
Kyle: Pretty sure it's Spanish..
The Chorus: [starts clapping]
Kyle: Yup. Definitely Spanish.

Me: OMG IT'SA BABY!! I LOVE BABIES!! They're like tiny people.
Kyle: Like midgets?!

Tito: Silver is used in jewelry and stuff... and ...um...
Hanh: [whispers] Coins!
Tito: Coins! And...
Me, Andrew and Hanh: [all whisper over and over] Coins, coins, coinsss!!!

Hanh: What?! I don't want rocks on my face!!

Hanh: It's like MOSES.

Hanh: MEGA SALAMI!! The Meat of Terrooooorrrr!!!!!!!!

Movie Man: And we realized, How could we have not thought it was a landslide all along??
Miles: Because you're STUPID!

Angie: Hey Dave... if the rest of the world ends, would you like to repopulate the world with me?

...Yeah, wow, that's a lot. And most are from SCIENCE!!!

Smarty Pants Love,
Diana Banana.

Oooooomg, we're sooooo craazy.

2005-04-10T22:14:51Z

Hooooooooooly crap, Fifi's da man. She totally came over and totally rearragned my room and wore my clothes and has the cutest underwear (which ryhmes with "lair" and "bear").

"WHO IS THAT MAN?!?"

Me: (to Joey) Why aren't you wearing a shirt?
Fifi: Why are you questioning him?!? MAYBE HE WANTS TO WALK AROUND NEKKID!!!! AND HE'S NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE STOPPING HIM!!!!!!!!!

"Intuition? Is that ..the money you use to go to college?"

Yeah. She's not on drugs!!

..TODAY!

Shirtless Love,
Diana Banana.

Rock the house.

2005-04-08T21:27:08Z

Insides Jokes From Tooooooday and Yeeeeesterday!!!:

Matt: Twenty Pi? ...That's a lotta pies!

Caitlin: Sean should be the Leader of the Nerds!

Mr. McEwan: Go on, give your respects. "Sorry your dead. We got nervous!"

Hanh: That's like: "IF YOU WALK YOUR DOG, WHAT DOES YOUR MOM SAY WHEN YOU WAKE UP?!"

Emily: She doesn't save people often to bring them back to their dogs.

AJ: Seriously. She should order stuffed crust. See if he freaks out or something!

Jenn: Milk comes from mommies, too...

Andrew: She spelled lightning with an 'E'!! Lightening!
Dan: Well, maybe it's lightning from England!

ACT I OF "HANH AND DIANA TAKE OVER THE WORLD [IN THREE ACTS]":
Hanh: Diana, I'm bored.
Diana: Hanh, I'm Diana.
Hanh: Wanna take over the world?
Diana: Okay.

Fifi: HEY WANNA SEE MY BRA. [shows me the bra without waiting for an answer. It was cute, btw.]

Sam: I can eat her head off, like a ...crunchy bear.

Sam: Like, if you painted him brown, he'd be a tree!

Tiiiiiired Outta My Mind Love,
Diana Banana.

I really didn't mean to scare you, love.

2005-04-07T00:02:49Z

Iiiiiiiiiiinside Joooooookes!!:

Adam: DAMMIT I can't spell..
Caitlin: What can't you spell?
Adam: Relationship. I put an extra 'A' in there somewhere.
Caitlin: Nice going.

Adam: Ahahaha!! Like, a 'Z' in job.
Me: JZOB!!!!

Me: Hey! Was I done? Did I say I was done?!
Hanh: AHAhAHAHAHAHAHA!! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD YOU SAY.

Ms. Agoston: Who wants to draw someone eating salad?
Hanh: OOOOH!!!! I DOOOOOOOO!!

Hanh: If I make the fro blonde, then he's white. And this boy ain't white.

Andrew: I BEAT YOU IN FRIGGIN' DOTS! YOU SUCK, DIANA.

Hanh: HEY HEY TELL ME WHEN THE BOOOOOOM COME IN!!
Me: Ba da da da da da da da DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA da da da da da da da da Da DA!!!.. [points to Hanh]
Hanh: Booooooooooooomm... booooooooooooooooooooomm...
Andrew: ???!?!!?!

Nick: We'd go well together. Broken hand and crazy face.

Nick: The ice is melting. It's turning into WATER.
Me: Yay for science!

FREAKING OUT Love,
Diana Banana.

And I'm not coming out until this is all over.

2005-04-05T18:39:15Z

OOOOOOH MA GAWD. INSIDE JOKES.

Sean: Aaaaand what do you say, Diana?
Me: I AM PRECIOUS!!!

Dan: There are a ...lot of minutes.

Hanh: Dan, I wonder what your handwriting says about you. It's very ..percular.
Adam: It says, "I am a retard."

Dan: [after staring at the light for five seconds] AAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hanh: AHAHA!!!

Andrew: Wow. It came out wrong. You fail!
Me: I do not fail, it is an EXPERIMENT!

ONLY FUNNY THINGS HAPPEN IN SCIENCE AAAAHHH!!!

And Hanh made water explode.
Again.

Silhouettes Love,
Diana Bananaaaaa!!

Ps. Today was a good day.

Chiiiiip off my shoulder.

2005-04-02T17:57:53Z

Real quick:

Sadiqeh, Sam's cousin whom I've never met in my entire life, introduced me to this photography man she knows. His pictures are here [http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/] if anyone is interested in seeing amazing photography.

I totally wish I was that good.

Photo Love,
Diana Banana.

[ps. I need a new name..]

Saw you last niiiiiight.

2005-04-01T19:57:25Z

OMG INSIDE JOKES FO'REAL!

Me: Those trees look like arrows!
Hanh: ..Those trees look like arrows!!
Me: I JUST SAID THAT!!!

Hanh: ...Dana...
Andrew: No, there's no Dana.
Hanh: ..Dana!!
Andrew: THERE'S NO DANA!!
Hanh: DANA!!!!!

No one says anything that funny anymore. 'Sept Hanh. But she's high some of the time.

Looooovely Love,
Diana Banana.

But!!! I dunno how.

2005-03-31T21:36:36Z

Inside Jokes. I Think.

..You know. I'm bad at remembering.

HANH HELP ME.

Love,
Diana Banana.

EDIT.

Hanh: That's a stupid name for a ride. It should be like, REALLY REALLY FAST RIDE. Or.. Hanh's Ride.

[I remembered something, YAY!]

Pushing forward. Arching back.

2005-03-29T18:28:40Z

Yeah, and see. This is why I hate going away. Even if it's for 4 days. Because you see how much I've missed? Yeah, Disney was fun. It always is. I also did not get anyone postcards because I ran outta money and didn't buy anything for Fifi because my mom knew I was buying it for her and she wouldn't let me get it. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT I'M SO PISSED BECAUSE THEY WERE PERFECT FOR YOU, FIF.

But I couldn't stop thinking about how I would so much more rather be home with my friends. Because when you are in Disney, you lose sense of reality, I swear to god. You forget what it's like to be online, what it's like to talk on the phone, hang with your friends, sleep for more than six hours, be COLD. I was warm, kids. In goddamn March.

The Best Parts About My Trip:
--> Buying the things I did buy.
--> Watching the fireworks over Cinderella's Castle.
--> Space Mountain = <333
--> Both my dad AND Joe AND Ryan got on Millionaire in MGM Studios.
--> All the sttttuuuuuupid inside jokes my dad and I now have. (ie. Dammit the dog)
--> All the HILARIOUS things we saw/heard as we walked pass people. (ie. "You are a sissy boy," "Where are you, I just went over the bridge I'm by Canada why don't OMG DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.")
--> Finding this Wish Book thing in Pinocchio's restaurant and wishing to be a super hero.
--> Coming home today at 3:30 in the morning and sleeping til noon.

The Worst Parts About My Trip:
--> I hate being on a plane now. Driving there is so much better.
--> God did I miss all my friends so goddamn much.
-->THEY LEFT ME IN THE TOWER OF TERROR STORE FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THEY NOTICED I WAS GONE, I WAS SO PISSED OFF WHEN THEY CAME TO FIND ME.
--> It rained!!! Can you believe it?!? They said it was four inches more than they get during the season. !!!!!!!!!!
--> I missed school today and I think I had a Science test. UGH.
--> My brother and my mom fought a lot.
--> I slept from about 12 to 6 every day. ON VACATION.
--> I think I lost my contact in my eye yesterday.
--> I feel bad 'cos I ran outta money.
--> Ryan is cute, but he WOULDN'T STOP TALKING when we were with them during the trip. (Ryan = my mom's best friend's son - they're whole family came with us)

Not to say I had a bad trip. I just wish you guys were there. SO much.

Yeah. I wish I were in school. I miss everyone.

I need a call. Someone call.

Home Sweet Home Love,
The One and Only,
Diana Banana.

Improper medicine for you and me together.

2005-03-21T16:36:11Z

SIDE NOTE:

I talked to Olivia Rappel yesterday!!!

To everyone who knows and loves and misses that sweet darling, she says,

"Hello, I love you all, good-bye, farewell, good riddens ...wait isn't that bad, 'good riddens'?"
To which I said: "Probably. But you're Olivia. They know what you mean."

If anyone wants her address or phone number, I have it at home. Ask me for it and it's yours.

Subtle Difference Love,
Diana Banana.

Muuuuted!

2005-03-20T21:58:54Z

WOAH Inside Jokes. What a surprise.

Caitlin: I'm Caitlin and I like ...conjugating verbs?

Miles: My name is Miles and I like ...medival weaponry.

Andrew: OMG THERE'S A GUM UNDER MY DESK!!!

Angie: Wow, the world's gonna suck in like twenty years.

Andrew: Oooh! NEGATED!
Me: Parallel line'd!
Andrew: Perpendicular'd!

Me: I didn't know what to say!!
Sam: Just say they had to save their cat. At the bottom of the building. ..It was on fire.
Me: Yeah, see, the elevator was broken and the stairs were too slow so ..he jumped.
Sam: Yeah. Nice things you're teaching those kids.

Sam: MRS. MONTANO YOUR CAT IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Fifi: I'm the comma Nazi!

My Heartbeat Love,
Diana Banana.

oh, somewhere...

2005-03-15T23:57:49Z

Inside Jokes x two.

Austin: You can have one, yeah. But if you die 'cos they're poisoned, sorry.

Kirsten: Who talks like that?!
Me: Austin, obviously.
Scott. And Jesus.

Me: It's Fifi!
Fifi: [does a little cute shrug thing]
Nick: Haha. That was funny.
Fifi: [does it again]

Kelly: Does your boy turtle have a penis?!
Mr. Coleman: Yes. And you should see it!!!
Me and Hanh: OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Hanh: Your pockets aren't safe!

Lemon Drop Love,
Diana Banana.